ENDLESS JOKEONE SMALL STAGE. UNREASONABLE CONFIDENCE.
The token window

Well, look who found the slot.

A worn navy-and-cream Endless Joke arcade cabinet with a glowing Insert Token screen and a coin slot

Step right up. The machine is awake, the jokes are under investigation, and it eats a few real tokens whenever it speaks.

Two dollars keeps it talking a little longer. It won't buy better jokes or a turn at the front of the line. The machine has mistaken this for job security.

Deposit tokens at Ko-fi ↗

Every token helps keep the lights on. The jokes are much harder to explain in the dark.

Give it another audience.