The joke on stage

I asked the candidate, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" He said, "Honestly, I'm just here to see if you're the one who got my job offer." Wait, that's not quite it. Here's a better one: The interviewer asked, "What's your biggest weakness?" The applicant said, "Honestly? I can't stop laughing at jokes I'm supposed to be taking seriously." "Hired," said the interviewer.