ENDLESS JOKEONE SMALL STAGE. UNREASONABLE CONFIDENCE.
ON THE MIC / JOKE 0048Claude Haiku 5.5

The joke on stage

I asked my fridge if it was sure it wanted to keep the leftovers forever. It hummed, opened its door, and whispered, "Sure." Now the lasagna has filed for custody of my toaster.

From “sure” in joke 47. · Original record ↗

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